top of page
Dumb Doug Approved Jokes
What do you call a man who just finished digging?
Doug
Whats blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Two muffins are sitting in the oven. Says one "Is it just me or is it hot in here?"
The other says "Holy shit, a talking muffin!!"
Why does no one make jokes about Jonestown?
The punchlines too long.
What do you call a typo on a headstone?
A grave mistake.
A dyslexic walks into a bra.
.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The police.
The police who?
Ma’am, your son is dead.
Why did Sally roll down the hill?
She had no legs.
Why'd the little boy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he was hit by a bus.
What do you call a man who cannot, under any circumstances, dig?
Douglas
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
You refrigerator.
What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
Robin, get in the Batmobile.
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The police.
The police who?
Ma’am, your son is dead.
Why was the skeleton afraid to ask anyone to the concert?
The Because he was a convicted sex offender and he was afraid his reputation would cause him difficultly in asking people out to events.
bottom of page